History is littered with tales of heroic last stands, usually against forces much bigger than the defenders, there was Rorkes drift, The Battle of Gandamak and The Battle of the Imjin River all fought by British troops, the Alamo and Battle of the Little Bighorn by our American cousins and the immortal Camarón which established the Foreign Legion as one of the world's elite fighting forces.

Predating all of these was the Battle of Thermopylae in Greece when King Leonidas and his Spartan soldiers, accompanied by a force of allied Greek city states, held back a much larger Persian force under Xerxes for three days in one of the most memorable and eulogized last stands in classical antiquity. Well now we have another last stand on the island of Greece to rank up there with the battles of antiquity.

Bimbo Bishton, who we occasionally work with, has for a number of years provided Victorian carousels for the Christmas event in Athens. A venture which has proven both lucrative and enjoyable over the years. This year however there was the little problem of a major riot taking place after the shooting dead of a young Greek boy. The rioters went berserk in the city square and flattened pretty much everything, setting fire to hotels, shops, cars and anything else that took their fancy. Slap bang in the middle of this stood alone the slightly portly figure of Bimbo armed only with 3 fire extinguishers, facing a crowd which Bimbo estimated at 100,000, but the BBC world service claimed to be around the 10,000 mark (I suppose when you are facing them alone it looks more like 100,000).

I spoke to Bimbo about the events and he explained one particularly tense moment. It seems a young Greek man was holding a petrol bomb in one hand and trying unsuccessfully to strike his lighter in the other, all the time Bimbo was trying to convince him not to set fire to his ride, (Bimbo told me at this point he was debating wether or not to kick the said young man in the testicles), the potential arsonist appeared to be taking no notice of Bimbo when his lighter suddenly flared to life, he looked at Bimbo, shrugged his shoulders and promptly threw the bomb at the giant Christmas tree, so really it is Bimbo's fault that the Athenians lost their famous tree. As the night wore on our intrepid hero was stoically holding his ground when a cloud of teargas drifted his way and proved to him why it was so named, Bimbo said that at this point he was more interested in water for his eyes than in guarding the carousel, but luckily for him one of the rioters explained that water is no good for tear gas, you need lemon juice to neutralise the chemicals and obliged by providing some I can catagorically state however that roumors Bimbo is thinking of setting up a Jif lemon stall at future events are untrue.

Thankfully both Bimbo and the Carousel survived the evening. Bimbo even remarked at how civilised the rioters were, as he put it, there were very few injuries and signs of violence against people, it all seemed to be directed at property, indeed one vendor in a street kiosk remained open throughout the riots and wasn't molested in any way.


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I have just started using Twitter. For those of you who don't know what it is, its like a mini blog, you can only post items upto 140 characters long, so it consists of lots of little bite sized posts. My page can be found at TWITTER I'll be seeing Arthur after the weekend so I'll try and get him using the system, will give him a chance to have his say.

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“The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.”
John Kenneth Galbraith 1908-2006



I am someone not given to worrying about things that may or may not happen in the future, I leave that to other members of the team. My personal belief is that if there is a possible problem, you can either do something about it or you cannot. If you can then shut up and do it, if you cannot then leave it alone and work on something you can effect. Quite often an unexpected solution presents itself and everything is alright on the night.

There is much talk about the country sliding into recession, and even eventually into depression. Companies are asking the government for bailouts and others are going to the wall. I must admit when major companies like Woolworths and MFI go to the wall, and multinationals like Chrysler, GM and Ford are reportedly struggling to stave off bankruptcy it does paint a grim picture. So should the state bail these companies out or not? The latest talk is of Jaguar being given upto £1 billion in financial help. I must ask why, they are owned by an Indian company, not a British one, should it not be the place of the Indian government to offer aid to an indian company? Poor old Woolworths has gone to the wall for a mere £300 million, much less than Jaguar need and they are a British company, so why are they any less deserving than Jaguar are? Another point is that in business when a weak company ceases trading its business is picked up by other companies who are thus made stronger, but by offering failing companies help, you are rewarding some companies for failure, whilst those that have, through their own prudence found themselves on a sound financial footing are going to be penalised by not being offered help. One of the major American financial institutions that have been bailed out by their government has reportedly paid all of its staff £53,000 bonuses. If the company is in such a state that it needs propping up, what exactly are the staff being rewarded for?

As to Jaguar, I have just bought a Jag, and think its a great car. I wouldn't like to see them go to the wall, BUT I object strongly to my tax payments being used to fund a company owned by one of the richest men in the world. I don't suppose as a thank you for the use of my tax money Mr Tata will knock anything off the next Jaguar I go to buy. Equally when the economy eventually picks up, will these firms that have been helped out offer to pay a higher rate of tax as a thank you, will they hell, instead they will employ very clever accountants who will find a number of dodges that ensure they pay less tax than ever.

In a similar vein, the banks are being bailed out to the tune of billions, but you miss a couple of mortgage payments because of the state of the economy and see just how much help and understanding they offer.

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For a while now there has been much debate about value for money offered by the modern funfair industry. Originally we were cheap entertainment for the masses, but over time our prices have gradually crept up. One camp argue that things like beer or newspapers have risen at a faster rate and if we had the same percentage increase we would be much more expensive, but the other camp use the same argument in reverse pointing out that electrical goods like video recorders and mobile phones are now much cheaper the nten or fifteen years ago. Anyway the poll below will give people an opportunity to vote on the value for money offered by the industry.






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Arthur almost struck again last weekend. What happened was this, we were contracted to supply 4 games units to an event in the North East. One of these games was our striker (test your strength machine) which is 13ft high. On arrival we were shown the room which would accommodate these games, including the high roofed part of the building where the striker was to be positioned. Due to the fact that once erected the striker would block the door, we were told that we couldn't erect it until after all of the guests had arrived. This isn't a problem as it takes a matter of seconds to assemble the device.

We carried it into the room and left it on the floor near to where it had to go. Almost everyone had arrived when we were told to put the striker up. As we pushed it skyward we discovered to our horror that the room was about 6 inches to low! As we stood there wondering where to go, one of the guys who had hired us told us to push the plastic roof tile out of place and let the striker poke into the attic. We did this, but try as we might the tile remained wobbling in position. Arthur decided to go to the pool room and bring back a long extension bar to dislodge the tile, which he promptly did just as the managing director's wife walked through the door. If she had been two steps quicker, Arthur would have subjected her to a drastic reshaping of her nose, something along the lines of amputation without a general anaesthetic!

Luckily everyone present had a sense of humour.


The offending device.

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Well the year is gradually drawing to a close. We have one more major event in London just before Christmas, and a number of smaller events in the North East to round the year off. Overall it has been a cracking season, we have added a couple of traditional events (where we charge the public) which have bucked the trend and been very successful. We have picked up a lot of new corporate clients along the way and seen a steady stream of corporate events pass off very successfully, (although sometimes we have been a bit like ducks, all serene on the surface but paddling away furiously behind the scenes to keep everything running correctly), and we have a number of events pre booked into next year so that's a nice foundation to start the new year off on.

I had a sad trek into Nottinghamshire a few days ago to attend the funeral of Dave Houghton, or "Dave the lamp man" as he was universally known. Dave was a supplier of lighting equipment to the fairground industry, travelling about the country in his van delivering everything from a lightbulb to a complete lighting system for the rides you se on any modern fairground. In truth he was more than just a supplier, an honorary member of the Showmen's Guild, the industries national trade body, Dave was a genuinely nice guy. We never really bought a lot from him as in the past I used to import lights from Germany for our equipment and Dave used to deal in mainly Italian products which weren't compatible. However many a time I would be driving past his van and wind the window down to say hello, an hour later I would still be discussing a myriad of topics with him, as he was articulate and intelligent and could hold a conversation about anything. He died after a fairly short struggle with cancer, which came as a shock as after a recent operation he had been given a much brighter prognosis and we all thought he would be here for a while longer. One nice touch at his funeral was when his coffin was carried on the back of Anthony Harris's vintage Scammell, something Dave had expressed a wish for. The large turnout at his funeral was indicative of the esteem he was held in by many in the industry and he will be sadly missed.

I am up bright and early tomorrow for another long trek upto Livingston and Dunfirmline in Scotland to collect two of our chestnut barrows that have been hired to Sky television for a week. We don't normally hire equipment out unattended, but part of the deal was we provided training for their catering staff, and chestnuts are a fairly easy commodity to cook. Additionally we have found that large corporations such as Sky tend to be repeat customers once they have dealt with us so hopefully there will be some opportunities for further work.

I intend to actually take a day off on Christmas Day, then its back to updating and expanding our website portfolio ready for January and February which tend to be when a lot of the upcoming summer inquiries start arriving.

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Whilst on the long drive up to Dunfirmline for an event on Monday, I listened to Radio 2. This is a hangover from when I used to do a bit of HGV driving, I liked the traffic reports on the station and the talk shows. The main topic of conversation this particular day was the protest at Stansted airport. A young lady from the group Plane Stupid appeared on the Jeremy Vine show. During the conversation it came out that next week she is taking her Grandmother on a long train journey for her birthday. When the presenter asked if the train journey contributed to global warming the lady in question retorted that "Everyone is entitled to a holiday". I wonder how many of the people at Stansted will now end up missing theirs because of the action taken by this group.

Then again the young lady may be travelling on a new top secret super duper non CO2 emitting train that the rest of us have not heard about yet. Quite possibly it is the same train that the protesters used to travel to Stansted for their protest. This is the problem with groups like this, they seem to belong to the George Orwell Animal Farm club, with their don't do as we do, but do as we say ethos. They don't agree with using anything that emits greenhouse gas, unless it suits their purpose of being transported to a protest site, (or taking one's Grandmother on holiday). Equally I don't doubt that the said young ladies in the group will quite happily wear cosmetics made from petroleum byproducts, and no doubt fashionable clothing produced in third world countries and shipped from the other side of the world to stores in this country. Perhaps if members of groups like this actually had to work for a living rather than sit back and let the government pay them for doing nothing, they would have little time left for their grandstanding, and decent law abiding hard working folk would be able to get to their holidays/business meetings etc on time. A Scottish friend of mind had the best idea, "Hose them down with water, its freezing at the minute and I bet they wouldn't stay too long then!"

Before the green Gestapo jump down my throat, I am not saying there isn't a problem with global warming, and I am not saying we don't need urgent action. In fact we are one of the very few funfair companies that is actually taking active steps to promote green practices throughout the industry. What I am saying is let he or she who is without sin cast the first stone. When these protesters lead by example and tell their Grandmothers that they can't take them on holiday by train due to global warming, then they might just be speaking from the moral high ground, rather than trying to disrupt and control the lives of others.

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During last week my timetable was something like this, Sunday Prestwich near Manchester, Monday London, Tuesday Cardiff, Wednesday Stockton On Tees, Thursday Stockton, Friday Wigan, Saturday London , Sunday Stockton. On top of this we also had events at Durham, Blyth, Keighley and Worksop. After the Sunday we had a few days breather then starting on Thursday we are at two venues in London and simultaneously Durham, then Leeds, London, Ingelston, Leyland and Durham on the same day followed by an RAF base in the North East, followed by Newcastle and Durham on the Sunday! I personally have drove over two thousand miles in less than a week, and look set to repeat the feat in the next round of events.

At the second of our London events last week I was in Hampstead high street for a Christmas light switch on. The celebrity doing the turn on was the Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood. Up close he looked just as rough as he does in the newspaper photos. I should imagine after his forthcoming divorce is finalised he will look a damn site sicker. Arthur is always complaining that he never gets to go to any events with celebrities present, well I have taken care of that for him, on Friday he is attending a do in London where Russ Abbott is due to turn the lights on. That's good enough for Arthur, so hopefully he will stop complaining for a while.

Our major Christmas event in Stockton on Tees was a resounding success. THe organisers expressed their delight in the number of tickets they had sold to use the attractions, the local people expressed their delight in being able to ride a big wheel, gallopers etc for only fifty pence, and we managed to get through the four days without any major crises appearing, so hopefully this will become an ongoing booking for us.

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